Short Funny Quotes in English

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Funny quotes In english for friends

Common sense is the collection of prejudices 

acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in

 the morning I will be sober 

and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill.

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Do not take life too seriously. 

You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

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There are only three things women 

need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Chris Rock

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To be or not to be. That’s 

not really a question.

Jean-Luc Godard

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A day without sunshine 

is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin.

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No man has a good enough

 memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln.

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Always remember that you are 

absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

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To succeed in life, you 

need three things: a

 wishbone, a backbone 

and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire.

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Behind every great man is a 

woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey.

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